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..perfect score....July 15, 2007
"Hey, what are you doing ?"The speaker is a friendly, pickled lawyer whose path I never cross except in stores. I am in a supermarket pushing a grocery cart with one hand while grabbing a squeeze bottle of Hellmann's with the other. Ed cannot put the pieces of this puzzle together, so I help him.
"Hello, Ed. I'm grocery shopping." I flash him a warm smile, free of intolerance. He is, after all, just an idiot.
"You got that right, " says Ed.
Our baskets are side-by-side now. I am staring at his face wondering when it will hemorrhage. "A man has got to eat," I say.
"You got that right," brays Ed. "Been busy?"
"Yes, I have been busy. You?"
"Yeah. Been doing a lot of domestic work." I sense shame and I think it's unjustified.
"Well, someone has to do it," I offer.
Ed's face brightens. "You got that right, " he bleats.
We continue our passage as two ships in the night. I am pleased with my perfect score.
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