... ..medical breakthrough ....July 7, 2004   Imagine my excitement at the discovery of PT-141, a drug that mimics a pituitary hormone that increases the female sex drive.  Seriously, imagine my excitement.  Imagine it now.  According to researcher James G. Pfaus of Concordia University in Montreal, 99% of female rats given PT-141 actively sought the attention of male rats.  Only 96% of those given placebos exhibited the same behavior.  The other 4% went shopping.  In one experiment, female rats stoned on PT-141 were given a choice between a satisfying meal and lingerie.  All but one chose a rat-thong over a wheel of gouda. The tenth subject ate the cheese and purged.  She was later spotted in a bar giving lap-dances to nutrias.  Finally, some of the "rat sluts" went so far as to assume postures that invited sexual activity.  The most effective posture involved making out with other foxy bitches. Finally, a medical breakthrough in the fight against Male Sexual Apathy (MSA), a disease that afflicts as many as 10 men worldwide each year. previous..|..current..|..archives..|..3d quarter index..|..next

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