... ..faith-based initiative ....February 1, 2004   She refuses to swear an oath of truthfulness.  Her religion forbids swearing.  So she affirms she will answer truthfully the questions I pose.  I do not understand this inability to distinguish cursing from promising.  Before the first question, she is duplicitous.  Not a scratch on the car.  A surgical scar on her neck.  I affirm she is a lying sack of shit. It is clear you care nothing for man's law.  But what of the laws of physics?  Were those laws suspended at the precise moment you were rear-ended? She does not understand the question.  I suppress the urge to initiate a meeting between my hand and the side of her head.  And I smile at the thought of a dope-slap, my faith-based initiative. previous..|..current..|..archives..|..1st quarter index..|..next

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