... ..faq ....January 25, 2004   If I place my tongue in your ear, what will I taste? On Sunday nights, rubbing alcohol; at all other times, ear. Is it true you lower the toilet lid before you flush?  If so, why? Yes.  I am able to see cascading shit and piss germs with my naked eye. If you could meet five people at a party, who would they be? Abraham Lincoln, Leonardo Da Vinci, Voltaire, Stephen Hawking, and Ron Popeil. What is it like to live sober? It is like something not good. What is your favorite bird? The male cardinal.  Who do you most enjoy reading? Flannery O'Connor, Kingsley Amis, and a woman whose real name I do not know. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? My face as it appeared when first I looked into a mirror. Are you really the curmudgeon you seem to be? No. What is the most important lesson you have learned? It is no big deal. previous..|..current..|..archives..|..1st quarter index..|..next

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