... ..new testament ....January 18, 2004   I have writer's block.  They say to write what you know.  But who's interested in reading secrets for coaxing multiple, sustained, high quality orgasms from women? I continue to be a source of counsel and comfort to the confused and suffering.  Daily I am contacted for advice, usually about midlife divorce, living sober, living alone, or avoiding the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles.  The supplicants range from old friends to strangers, casual acquaintances to stalkers.  No one is turned away and my success rate is staggering.  Why am I so successful at cheering the depressed, befriending the lonely, and guiding the lost?  Because I talk the talk and limp the limp, that's why. previous..|..current..|..archives..|..1st quarter index..|..next

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