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October 14, 2003

maybe i'm amaized

If you're like me, raised in a sterile, meaningless, pop-culture childhood, you'll remember a television commercial in which a stone-cold fox dressed as an Indian maiden held aloft an ear of corn and explained the major difference between Native Americans and the white man: we call it corn and they call it maize.  I am not certain why our respective peeps couldn't get together on what to call this particular vegetable, but I gathered this semantic impasse led to the wholesale slaughter and near extinction of the American Indian.  As a side note, let me emphasize that Native American women did not look like the Mazola Maiden.  They looked like the buffalo.

A recent television program on yoga made me recall the Mazola commercial.  Apparently, there is a type of yoga practiced in large ovens.  The yoga movements and the cooking process combine to detoxify the practitioners.  I was amazed by the similarity between detoxification and sweating.

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