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February 16, 2003 embraceable ewe With a bit of digging, I discovered the true cause of Dolly's death.  She committed sheepacide upon learning that her scientist-lover had cheated on her with a cloned aardvark named Monica.  Instead of a note, Dolly left a suicide recipe for pistachio-crusted lamb chops in a rosemary and red wine reduction.  At her funeral service, the Boys Choir of Harlem sang a moving rendition of Gershwin's Embraceable Ewe.  That's De'Jamarcus Gershwin.

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