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November 22, 2002 before the sedative took effect Here's the deal:  It's not okay to give a newborn any name you damn well please.  Can we quit dancing around this? Fuck the faux-African bullshit.  Enough with the apostrophes and excessive vowels.  Alternate spellings of traditional names aren't alternatives.  They're just wrong.  Do you think it's funny that no one can pronounce, much less spell, the little bastard's name?  Do you? And I'm not just talking to the Negroes, so don't get smug, Whitey.  The name Dakota blows.  It blows bigger dicks than De'Shontay or Shed'roderick.  They shouldn't even name states or trucks Dakota. If you don't feel special, and the only way you're going to feel special is to saddle your offspring with some fucked up name you made up or misspelled or ripped off from a soap opera, then kill yourself.  That'd be special to me.

©  2002 by the beastmaster