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September 10, 2002 book of the dead
I once knew a girl who ate quaaludes like candy.
The effects of the drug left her feeling quite randy."Who am I kidding?" he thought. "I'm no poet." From his position on the lower bunk, he could see the underside of the mattress above him. The single sheet of writing paper lay on his chest, crumpled now, like a parched brain. The cell was dark except for pencil-sized beams of light streaming from perforations in an overturned metal washtub. A holy candle, a gift from his grandmother, burned beneath the washtub.
Manslaughter, my ass. He wasn't a man and I sure didn't slaughter him. I just beat him to death with his own unabridged copy of the Tibetan Book of the Dead.
© 2002 by the beastmaster