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May 10, 2002 little rascal
I'm reasonably sure Robert "Mickey Gubitosi" Blake did it. But only in the sense I'm reasonably sure Orenthal James "O.J." Simpson did it. Which is to say I'm 100% certain. Yes, Robert Blake killed Bonny Lee Bakley; blew her bleached-blonde hair and razor-thin lips clean off and all over Robert's car interior. And do you know what? I don't care. Not a bit. But what I am concerned about is the media's characterization of Ms. Bakley as "attractive." Bonny Lee was a lot of things--a skank, a professional skank, a bleach-blonde, lipless, professional skank with pin-holes for eyes--but she was not attractive.
Now Darla Hood.... She was attractive.
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