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April 21, 2002

napkintown

People sometimes ask me what I find funny.  I think my son, Henry, is quite funny; perhaps the only person who tickles the ever-lovin' shit outa me.  Here's an example:

I was dining on bad Mexican food at the Alhambra with Henry and my daughter, MC.  During a lull in the conversation, MC picked up her paper napkin and spread it across her face, covering everything but her eyes.  She said, "this is what I would look like if I were a woman in....."  Here she hesitated deciding which strict Muslim country she would choose to make her point.  She hesitated too long.

"Napkintown?" Henry offered.

That, my friends, is comic genius.

©  2002 by the beastmaster