| April
19, 2002
piece
in the Middle East
To what
end has Ms. Stone now thrust her unclad pudendum to the public fore?
I only skim the newspaper headlines, but I know she has been making trouble
in the Middle East for weeks. SHARON IN RAMALLAH. And SHARON
IGNORES BUSH. Or SHARON EXPANDS OFFENSIVE. What bee has lodged
in her bonnet this time? I suspect she is not "getting any," if you
catch my drift. Just about the time poor Phil Bronstein was able
to bear weight on his dragon-mangled tootsie, Sharon dragged his ass to
the Oscars. It can't be fun to have an ugly, no-talent host, whose
previous claim to fame was fucking Ted Danson and Frank Langella, make
jokes at your expense. So Phil's been keeping the one-eyed trouser
snake in its cage and Sharon vents her sexual frustration by killing Palestinians.
It's just not right. |