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March 8, 2002

to spite one's face

Voters in Sausalito, California, rejected a proposal to build a police and fire station because it violates the town Feng Shui Ordinance which "prohibits the obstruction of harmonious energy flow."  The municipal ordinance defines "energy flow" as "that which cannot be experienced, measured, or otherwise proven, whether quantitatively or qualitatively."  The law defines "harmonious" as "any characteristic compatible with uselessness" and provides further that, in the event of civil disobedience or conflagration, citizens "shall chant for peace and safety."

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