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March 5, 2002 in the stars Am I the only person for whom the birth of Homer Laffoon portends Armageddon? In case you haven't heard, Anne Heche and husband, Coleman Laffoon, are celebrating the recent birth of their first child, Homer Heche Laffoon.  The child was born in Los Angeles on March 2nd at 1:54 a.m. which, according to my astrological charts, means Homer will be crazier than a shit-house rat.  The birth of the young Laffoon was announced by the family's publicist who said, "Parents and baby are absolutely fine.  Really.  Okay, okay.  The parents are as fucked up as rodeo donkeys, but the child is absolutely fine. Except for the cloven hooves." I personally have nothing against wandering around in a state of Ecstasy-induced schizophrenia searching for the mother-ship to catch a ride back to Zebulon 5.  Hell, I've done it myself.  But hasn't Ms. Heche-Laffoon gotten enough attention without spawning the Anti-Christ?

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