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January 16, 2002 assailants Attention, symmetry lovers.  On Monday, I met my wife's lawyer;  on Friday, I go for my annual Digital Rectal Exam. In other news, my son quit Kung Fu lessons when he learned that authentic assailants are poorly trained in the proper way to grab a wrist or throat. Finally, when asked by the host to describe the clip they're about to see, 86% of all actors appearing on late night talk-shows to plug their recent movies will give a puzzled look and respond, "I'm not sure" or something to that effect.

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