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October 11, 2001 tesh
I've been flipping through the television channels and saw something about some planes hitting the World Trade Center and The Pentagon. I must have missed that. There are others on TV talking about the dangers of Anthrax. While it is true that wretched heavy metal blows, I doubt it's a "danger." John Tesh... Now there's a danger.
That Senator from Central Casting, John Warner, has suggested that we begin spying on one another in light of the terrorist threat. I strongly support domestic spying at all levels. I have long had my eye on a certain video store operator we'll call Apu. He has consistently and systematically failed to organize his pathetic movie selection. Not alphabetically, not categorically.... nothing! That is the true face of terrorism. That and John Tesh.
© 2001 by the beastmaster