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May 26, 2001 hygiene I hope my absence from this corner has made your hearts grow fonder: Let's see...   What's new...  Oh yes, I got a new tongue scraper.   My tongue is so clean you can eat from it.   Really. My therapist, the deaf Marlee-Matlin talking Dr. Keller, is helping me deal with the arousal I feel every time I see an old video of Jonbenet, especially that one in which she sings and dances wearing a pink cowgirl outfit.

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